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February 04, 2006

Lucha Libre

You may remember my balaclava clad shenanigans from last season. Twice (1, 2) when the game was beyond doubt the mask came on and I turned into Mr. UBP. Cue wild disgust scenes from conservative idiots in the crowd who didn't recognise what a groundbreaking piece of performance art it was.

Anyway, this year I've got a new gimmick. I hope to debut it during the fourth quarter of a big win at some point during the season. Say hello to the last untried angle left in VFL/AFL supporting. The Mexican wrestling mask,

Courtesy of the recently unmasked Cibernetico, and Ebay you'll be seeing this fine creation in all sorts of Demonblog shenanigans during the next year. Be prepared.

Posted by Supermercado at 07:41 PM | Comments (1)

April 26, 2005

Changes

I have a vision...

IN: Moloney
OUT: Godfrey

Not that I entirely trust the match committee, and instead expect to see...

IN: Nicholson, Williams, Holland
OUT: Ferguson, Armstrong, Motlop

Given that Holland has kicked 11 goals in the last two weeks in the seconds I feel they're going to do something stupid and include him. If, god forbid, Neitz or Miller is unavailable then I'm all for it but he's rubbish unless he plays at CHF. You may say he's still rubbish then, but that would be extremely harsh.

I'm scared of playing Fremantle in Melbourne. No really. Even their theme song can't save it.

Posted by Supermercado at 10:51 PM | Comments (0)

March 04, 2005

No surprises

The news from the Big Footy Melbourne forum is that Kris Barlow has turned down the offer to be a Sandringham Zebra in 2005. Whether this is true or not is yet to be seen but if you can't trust a Hawthorn fan called "Fabulous" for your hot gossip and football rumor then there's clearly nothing left to believe in.

I would like to volunteer to take the spot if they can't find anybody else. I'll work for minimum wage and provide the sort of heartwarming "Look, he can't actually play the game. How cute" story that Today Tonight and dumbass Hollywood producers will be all over. The minor outlay will pay out a thousand times over after the footage of goals missed from point blank range and an unconcious Adam sprayed across the MCG turf from an attempted shirtfront that wouldn't have hurt a 12-year-old schoolgirl is turned into a major motion picture. Makes sense to me anyway.

Posted by Supermercado at 10:16 PM | Comments (0)